remote control plane

A small, often scale model of a real plane that is controlled remotely by a small handheld device. These aircraft can usually go anywhere from 20 dollars to thousands depending on what you do. These aircraft can do 300 MPH if you get the right equipment, typically a pulsejet is going to be the fastest thing you can get, but you should consider getting a small high winged trainer aircraft to start with.

Taquisha: I am a negro.
Frank: We know.

Frank: Hey did you see that pulsejet at the remote control plane show yesterday?
Greg: Yeah, someone said it did like 280 MPH!

remote control plane by Brownturd December 1, 2013

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Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.

If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now.

Animal control by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020

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Special Control Unit

A small force of MichalPiwkoMekal's Special Containment Procedures Foundation Security Department which deals with everything from protection to recontainment. The Mobile Task Forces have always had issues with this sub-division due to it's superior nature.

E-11 dickless virgin "fuck special control unit"
scu chad "lol bc we're better"
E-11 "NOO DIVISIONAL DISRESPECT DIVISIONAL DISRESPECT RC HIERARCHY RC HIERARCHY UR BAD"
finleys09 (ex e-11 tfl current asd) snipes the scu with his one shot gun and works on his god complex

Special Control Unit by bigman124325 September 28, 2020