cougar coma

When a cougar goes off on a jag, feeding on as many hot, young men as she can in order to forget the one piece of prey she really wants.

Ever since he blew her off, M.G. has been in a cougar coma hitting all the clubs, getting with all the young studs.

by mollygoodhead January 7, 2010

Cock Coma

The condition after lovemaking where one's partner is so spent, they fall asleep right afterwards; usually in the last sexual position they were in.

We fucked so hard and fierce, she fell into a cock coma on top of me once we both came.

by FishboneIzRedHot June 21, 2010

Coma

the next level beyond chill

dude that songs sooo chill its coma

by zomb1tch May 9, 2011

comatosed

to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;

A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed

by Leo R, May 15, 2008

Comey

A weasel

Hey, did you see that Comey running out in the woods there?

by 400 lbs hacker October 1, 2016

comatized

basically its a fancier way of saying: "beaten into a coma"

"That disloyal bizotch is gonna be comatized!"

by FUK May 6, 2006

comatose kielbasa

a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.

Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.

by Francis Coughlin November 21, 2006