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Mother-in-law's Contracture

When a person's lips grant a facial expression of sadness when at rest or even when expressing joy. The lips fail to reach a horizontal orientation even when the person is attempting to smile.
Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.

Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.
by MILFwithMILcontracture January 11, 2011
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Contraception

Always use contraception. There are different types.
Use ribbed for extra sensations
Use flavoured for oral pleasure!
by hayley! October 28, 2004
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Social Contract

The unwritten, unspoken rules of polite society. It's what keeps you from laughing or commenting on bodily functions that happen in public and ignoring homeless/smelly people until you can escape their visual/audible range.

May also apply to catching someone doing something inappropriate in public, in which both parties act like nothing happened and/or nothing was seen.
I went into the bathroom to wash my hands just as David was flushing the toilet. His shit stunk so bad, it was all I could think about. I tried to hold my breath and ignore it as the social contract keeps me from acknowledging the fact that his shit smell was suffocating me.
by YouStinkLikeShit January 29, 2012
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Colorado Rockies

Baseball expansion team that first played in the 1993 season. First 12 seasons characterized by solid offence at home, anemic offence on the road, mediocre to horrible pitching, and bonehead General Managers.
Thanks to Dealin' Dan O'Dowd, the Colorado Rockies will be paying Mike Hampton and Denny Neagle well into the next decade.
by ScabNainz January 13, 2005
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Colorado Mudslide

Similar to Cleveland Steamer, only Runnier
"We got ate mexican food last night and then Colorado Mudslided"

"I never want to Colorado Mudslide again"
by GANJA WARRIOR October 31, 2008
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Colorado sunrise

early crack of dawn... sleeping enjoyin a pleasure filled dream waking up to some sloppy-ass dome.................................................. . blowing your load all over her face. gazing in the distance at that beautiful colorado sunrise on the front porch.
watch the opening scene of the movie " the crazies" unedited....beautful colorado sunrise
by dweetz November 28, 2010
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Second Great Contraction

The worldwide financial crisis of the late 2000s that started with widespread the American subprime mortgage defaults and led to the collapse of many overleveraged Wall Street firms such as Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers. The resultant recession has been deep and both monetary and fiscal policy have taken unprecedented steps in order to curtail its negative impact in efforts to prevent the credit markets from freezing and to stimulate spending.
Everyone keeps comparing the Second Great Contraction to the Great Depression, but only time will tell how similar they truly are.
by berryfrusion June 14, 2009
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