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Collar Free

Collar Free is an online design and e-commerce platform for fashion built with a community of graphic and fashion esigners. The designers submit fashionable t-shirt designs to Collar Free’s website where the public votes on their favorite designs and determines what the company produces. Designers are then paid a royalty for every item sold with their design.
I'm glad Collar Free lets people determine what they call fashion
by JimmyHendricks October 17, 2008
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Collar

Can you collar that jive I'm talkin?
by HepJitterbug October 8, 2008
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collard greens and tuna

"Hey Rebecca what is that smell, damn?" "Your neighbor musta brought collard greens and tuna."
by crazycatlady75 April 21, 2009
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Cowtard

This word is endemic to the city of Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Calgary is best know to the world for when large amounts of people put on cowboy hats and pretend that they are cowboys/girls and not cowtards. The rest of the year is spent trying to ignore the fact that the city is populated by over 5000 homeless, drug addicts, gas and glue sniffers as well as home to the largest population of girly-men in North America. Large deposits of oil in the north in the 70's suddenly made countless hillbillly hot dog and beef jerky eaters into very rich people (Now Calgary is home to the largest population of hillbillies dressed in suits, ties and pink nike polo-shirts and pleated grey dockers) It is also home to a Starbucks opening ever 12.567 seconds) Only fat bald men with small penises are allowed to consume their coffees there. (Cowtown also has the worlds largest population of gold-diggers) A common greeting of a Cowtard is "Jeffrey, Margaret, are you up for some country reggae at the Smelly Turkey Pub?, "
Cowtards like to think that a city that has the most pick up trucks on the roads is synonymous with enlightened people. . Cowtard men would not get laid anywhere else in the world. . Cowtard of 03 was Hugh Grant because he likes to wear plaid a lot too. heroes in personlities such a Peter, from The Family Guy, and Rita MacNeil. Cowtards outlawed spicy foods and deli meats at all grocery stores in 1996, under the term as too ethnic and unCanadian.
"I never met a Cowtard I didn't want to punch in the face"

Bob Vila was voted best Cowtard of all time.

Hey, Dan, check out the guy in the pink pop up collar and cowboy hat, what a Cowtard.

Holy moly, the single males on this site are all gay cowboys, what a bunch of Cowtards
by Sir William Huffington McBoner September 19, 2010
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The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival

The disturbed pervert's equivalent to Russian Roulette, or a more extreme alternative to the game known as Limp Bizkit. A large party event, usually occurring on a Friday, in which five men and five women gather together in an abandoned warehouse. The five men jack off and fill up water balloons with cum. The man who cums last is forced to sit with an 8" dildo up his ass while the five women all shit and piss on him. If he throws up during this time everyone gets to pummel him with the cum balloons.
Person #1: Hey! You wanna celebrate The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival tonight?

Person #2: Fuck yeah!
by Zombie_2008 November 1, 2008
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Collards

black guy: what did you get as your side?
white girl: collards.
black guy: hahahahahah...what?????? Say that again.
by fght4yrmnd January 14, 2011
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collar

The collective noun for a group of douchebags, referring to their habit of turning up the collar and/or cuffs on whatever shirt they are wearing, regardless of how ridiculous it looks.
Wow, this place is crowded. I had to squeeze through a collar to get to the bar and now my shirt is covered in their spray tan.
by fatninjakid October 7, 2010
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