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Bench Coach

A has-been ex-baseball manager, politically connected to the current manager, who spends each game surreptitiously picking both his nose, and splinters out of his ass, with no other discernable duties.
Don Zimmer is bseball's quintesential bench coach.
by Richard Kirshen October 27, 2003
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sunshine coach

UK equiv. of short bus.
by oracle March 12, 2004
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nutrition coach

An individual who would like to be a dietitian but is too lazy or incompetent to get a BS or MS in nutrition, complete 1200 hours of practical experience and pass a national exam.
I don't eat carbs because my nutrition coach said they are bad for me.
by Fresh foodie August 12, 2014
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Life Coach

A life coach is a narcissist who is trying to capitalize on their capacity to make others believe they’re better than them. They generally are pretty messed-up themselves and will try to influence you into adopting a life style that resembles theirs because of course they got it all figured out. A life coach is likely teach questionable mindsets such as toxic positivity and empty empowerment or to give uneducated advice about nutrition, exercise, weight loss, mental health, career and love life, only to name a few. They might also try to lure you into sketchy practices such as multi-level marketing, alternative medicine, crystals and similar pseudoscience concepts.
My vegan yoga instructor with zero education has offered to become my life coach for a mere 300$ a month!
by Powercat The Gamer November 7, 2022
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Coach

An adjective that is close in definition to the word "sick".
Derived from the noun Coach, meaning a person of expertise that has plenty of skill and knowledge.
Man your new ride is too coach!
I know bro, check out the chrome 22s!
by IBZam September 26, 2011
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cloacka

An orifice of a lower vertabrate which combines urinary, excretory and reproductive systems.
by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002
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Coach

A company that makes handbags for people who can't afford Louis Vuitton.
Hey look at that chick. She's wearing coach. Poor bum.
by bobthefashionsnob January 26, 2011
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