Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.

"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"

by Fuckfuckcucumber October 12, 2015

coolest cucumber

Illest person ever.

Man , that caleb dude is the coolest cucumber.

by ChickenNuggetsBro June 18, 2017

to cucumber

To honor someone greatly

To cucumber someone is not an easy feat

by Meduza June 21, 2017

Carnal Cucumber

Vegetarian option of meat-based penis slang or simile.

Example :

1). My girlfriend got her dip all over my carnal cucumber !
2). I'm going to use my carnal cucumber to turn her vegetarian.

3). She might be vegan but we'll see if she can take all my carnal cucumber ...

by Chilly Beef March 6, 2018

Salty cucumber

One who sucks dick after it has been in a dirty and sweaty hoe's ass.

Dang he'd/she'd be the type to be a salty cucumber

by Bobbycucumber May 15, 2018

Dusting Cucumbers

Means doing sweet fuck all.

What have you been up to today?
Not much, just dusting cucumbers.

by Old Mate Andy June 26, 2018

frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.

I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.

by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018