crusterfuck

When a person has sex before their penis stitches have healed.

After his adult circumcision, Misha was advised to be gentle with his anatomy until his skin had healed completely: No tight underwear, no masturbating, and definitely no crusterfucking.

by driedupcontactlens July 16, 2015

Clutterfuckery

A multiplicity of unwelcome chaos or a disorganised mess of actions that result in a feeling of unwell-being, irritation or a sense of being fucked off.

The implementation of the new timetable was proving to be a clutterfuckery of ineptitude.

by Mothwatcher June 15, 2017

Clutterfuck

A cluster fuck of clutter

The storage building is a clutterfuck.

by Snooper Trooper May 19, 2018

Clusterfucracy

a government or organization operated by a large group of individuals ostensibly working towards the same goal despite actively inhibiting the ability of each of the others to accomplish said goal, whether by accident or intent.

I thought my office was messed up before, but today it went full-blown clusterfucracy on me.

by Kerfliggle June 6, 2019

clutterfuck

a man or a woman that fucks with clutter around them mainly with sex toys, bras, and there other random shit

oh i fucked my girl with a pure clutterfuck

by jeffis March 19, 2020

ClusterBuster

when there is so much traffic and/or stuff that is very crazy

Guy 1: this party is one heck of a clusterbuster
or
Guy 1 again: MAN MOVE *honk honk* Dude this is such a clusterbuster

by ratpoop_ March 6, 2021

ClusterTruck

That one truck jumping game in half of every youtube video where someone talks about something.

Whats that game that youtuber is playing?

ClusterTruck

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022