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jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris
*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris
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The Chris Christie

When you fuck a girl in high waisted Docker's or cargo-shorts with only your cock out of the zipper, leaving the balls tucked in.

**Modified CC is when you untuck the balls, leaving a drainage route for vaginal secretions so as to not get the "glazed donut" on your freshly pressed & pleated Docker's.
We did the Chris Christie in a parking garage .
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To chris

When one or more members of your group decides to leave early. Usually for a lame reason such as sleeping, studying, or eating.
Dang Randy, why do you have to chris us tonight? It’s only 10:30.
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Maddy and Chris

Maddy and Chris are perfect together! If you know a Maddy and Chris, pair them. Chances are they are the perfect match! 😍
Maddy and Chris are perfect together
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Chris Shiflett

Current guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United

In some bands, he is known as Jake Jackson.

He joined Foo Fighters right after There Is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You'll be able to see him in the Breakout video.
Chris Shiflett..
That is all
by RedHotFoo September 22, 2008
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Chris Cheney

The lead vocalist and lead guitarist of the Austuralian band The Living End.

The following songs/albums are written by Chris Cheney:

1. The Living End (1999): Ever song in the album except the song "I Want A Day". That song is written by Scott Owen.

2. Roll on (2000): All songs are written by Chris Cheney.

3. Modern ARTilerry (2003): One Said To The Other, Who's Gonna Save Us, End Of The World, Jimmy, Tabloid Magazine, In The End, Maitland Street, Putting You Down, So What?, Rising Up From The Ashes, Hold Up, The Room...

4. State Of Emergency (2005) {Yeah, but Virgin MegaStore still tells me that, they don't have the CD because it is new.}: All songs.

Chris Cheney:

Birthday: January 2nd (Capricorn)
From: Melbourne, Austuralia.
First Picked Up Guitar: 6 years
Previous Employment: Child Care Worker, store man at a supermarket.
Can also play: Bass, drums a little bit banjo.

ETC.!
Please see www.thelivingend.com for more information.
One of Chris Cheney's favourite TV Show is 'The Simpsons'.
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Chris Smith

A horrible person who punches you in the testicles for no reason at all and is therefore a huge wanker.
Did you hear that Connor got Chris Smith'd today?
by some one you don't know September 8, 2010
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