Choob

Choob is a word that was derived from the birth of a Singaporean man, Chervin. The CH in choob represents his name, while the oob is NOOB. So choob is chervin noob. he is widely known for his ridiculous behavior and acts of foolishness. Anyone can call someone else a choob to represent that person's foolishness.

You somersaulted in the study room? YOU CHOOB!

by Swiftalition July 24, 2010

Chooch

In sales, a prospective client that has no value. Chooches rarely have money, but will have an inordinate amount of questions no respect for your time. They are predominant in the brokerage industry, and are known for having low account balances, but think watching CNBC makes them the next Warren Buffet.

Wow, the guy walking around the branch in the Elmer Fudd hat, talking about the stock market bouncing is a real chooch.

You are a real chooch-fondler, did you spend 2 hours with that chooch?

Chooches arent people, they do not have thoughts and feelings like you or I.

by Scott Christensen January 10, 2009

chooby

instead of using the word nooby or newbie, this is a term that is used by a select few, not as an insult but as an affectionate joke.

floz don't be such a choob

by david alderson April 16, 2005

chooch

Exhaling smoke out of your mouth and a term only used by 1puglife on youtube

Ya buddy Chooch It!!

by spoilt92 December 26, 2010

Choff

noun. (1) One who is unrefined in the social realm. (2) An unrefined individual suffering from social retardation. (3) Usually suffers from early age male pattern baldness, displays a wide variety of creepy and uncomfortable smiles, has an overblown sense of baseball talent, suffers from extreme scoliosis, constantly tells untimely and distasteful jokes, and has a general lack of understanding of social situations. (See: Faggot)

(1) Hot Girl: "Are you guys gonna clean that up" Choff: "Why dont you do it yourself, bitch" (insert creepy smile).

(2) Person 1: "What did you do to that girl last night?" Person 2: "Nothing, I totally choff'ed".

by DJ Choff September 29, 2013

choob

A choob is an experienced player on an mmorpg who is acting like a noob.

Low level: Can i buy your sword
High level: Get lost nooby noob newb
Low level: God your such a choob

by Gregyo April 22, 2006

choob

a choob is a person, usally in an online rpg, who has been playing the game for a long time and is high level but still acts as if they don't know how to play the game and continusly scams, lies, spams, and trys and use terms to make themselves seem big and smart and crap.

that choob keeps calling other people noobs.

by John May 13, 2005