Choking the cat

The female equivalent to 'choking the chicken'. It means to masturbate. Only available for women-folk.
It refers to the word pussy meaning both slang for vagina and also cat.

Anissa: What are you doing tonight, Kimmy?
Kimmy: I'll prolly just be choking the cat and take a masturnap.
Anissa: -squinty eyes- Pervert.
Kimmy:-laughs- Stick ass prude.

by MissBastardChild<3 November 9, 2011

chip chopin the blip blop

1. smokin the same spot

say dowg we chip chopin the blip blop today.

by Jon June 2, 2004

colin rhodes

he is a spastic colon, and a douchebag. lolz

haha collin

by 1337-haxor March 27, 2004

Chominators

Large, thick, usually horn-rimmed glasses that look like something a stereotypical chomo (child molestor) would wear. Also called "Predator 3000s."

Man, what you be wearing those chominators for?

Shut up, my regular pair of glasses broke so I'm wearing the ones the prison gave me.

by Tochterlieber June 27, 2012

The Choking Game

1.A game involving multiple people cutting off blood flow to their brain by "choking" each other to get a short high.

2.A game involving one person cutting off his/her blood flow to their brain by "choking" themself to get a short high.

wanna go play the choking game?

by dgionline October 18, 2010

colin king

Fat, Black, peice of shit that eats all the food he can get his hands on. His best friend is graham and he likes to have sex with him every night.

fuck off king you fat black peice of shit go fuck graham or something.

by Preston666 May 10, 2005

Choking

What James Harden does every season in the playoffs

The Rockets led by Harden went 0 for 27 in game 7 against the Warriors in their home. Harden fucking choked just like he does every season against the Warriors. Harden choking in the playoffs is like your life. It is miserable and every year you think it will be better but nothing actually changes and it still is miserable.

by Kerke June 12, 2020