8 definition by Kerke

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A Nigerian student that is known to be the fastest land creature on land. He is known for growing trees out of paper, out-running a cheetah while holding a bowl of water without dropping a single drop of the water and having the most natural setup as his setup is in the middle of a jungle and consists of a table, computer, and Sidemen Gaming Chair. He is also known for doing Gang Shit.
Babatunde beat the cheetah in a race and then drank all de wotah to celebrate
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by Kerke June 10, 2020

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A sex position where the woman lies in the bed comfortably while the man watches her from the closet without making any type of contact
My favorite position is "in the closet" as I get to watch woman not through my phone but live.
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by Kerke June 12, 2020

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An insecure short boy that can't take insults and tries his chance with every girl out there. He might seem like a good friend but he'll ask you out when you least expect it. However, he always gets rejected because he puts the milk first while making a cereal.
Bartu should stop hanging with her. They will never be anything more than Bros
by Kerke June 10, 2020

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Perfection, a great man that wanks a lot. He is known for many things. Kerke is known for breaking ankles, pulling up from beyond 30 feet, making amazing music, wanking everywhere and anytime, asking weird questions that makes you uncomfortable and goes on a sugar rush.
Stop trying to beat your meat 12 times a day, you ain't Kerke.
by Kerke June 10, 2020

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You
You were a mistake made by me and your father, which was supposed to save our relationship. Speaking of your father, he was supposed to bring milk to the house 6 hours ago, where did he go?
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by Kerke June 12, 2020

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Second rate KSI, who can't take a joke and does stupid things to his hair for attention. He is also known as ComedyShortsGamer. He is the twat on the left.
Deji's new hair is shit. His hairline is so behind that it hasn't had beef with KSI.
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by Kerke June 12, 2020

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What James Harden does every season in the playoffs
The Rockets led by Harden went 0 for 27 in game 7 against the Warriors in their home. Harden fucking choked just like he does every season against the Warriors. Harden choking in the playoffs is like your life. It is miserable and every year you think it will be better but nothing actually changes and it still is miserable.
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by Kerke June 12, 2020

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