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Chooblet

Chooblet(s)

See also: Choob, Choobleteer, Chumpleteer, Choobletard.(And Pluralities)

Generally denotes RuneScape (old version).

Definition:
1. Denotes low skilled PK'er (player killer) who can't even cook Tuna, and begs Lobbies. Plural is "Chooblets", which denotes large group of PK'er 'tards running loose in old version RS Wildy and acting like a "clan". (Chooblet Clans)

2. RS Players with no actual usefulness, unless they drop decent items when they die, while you ARE trying to do something useful in the old Wildy, like mine Addy, Coal, or Rune.

3. Same as Choob, just a more derogatory terminology, also denoting MORE stupid or lame than general Choobness. Meaning basically: "A Really Wannabe Choob"

4. Can SOMETIMES denote a Female player, depending on situation and group. Otherwise "Stoofu" or "Stoofubartard" is used to tell them to shut up (STFU).

See also: Choob(s), Chooblet(s), Choobleteer(s), Chumpleteer(s), and Choobletard(s)

Time Definition: All loosely used by Frog_Stomper prior to new RS.
Dude, why is it every time I go to the coal pile on the east side, some Chooblet is sitting there just camping for a miner?

Total no skill Chooblets out there tonight, time to hit the Fally Dwarf mine with the other Choob Auto-Miners.

GO BUY YOUR OWN FREAKING LOBBIES you low level, no cooking CHOOBLET!

Forget it, there are about 500 Choobletard clans running around out there tonight, no Wildy mining for me.

Dude, tell the Chooblet Chick to Stoofubartard herself for me
by TheBigGiz October 18, 2008
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Cobblestone

It means a large, quite attractive posterior of a woman. Ex. Cake, Fat ass, Thicc
Guy 1: Yo I tapped that.

Guy 2: Do she got that cobblestone?

Guy 1: Hell yeah she thicc af.
by MaseDaddy December 23, 2018
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Cobbler

A large mass of one type of Substance
If you eat to many mushies you will get Poo Cobbler.
by Uncle Joe July 31, 2003
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Banbury Cobbler

Extreme sexual act involving three homosexual men (two of which may be already be deceased prior to the act taking place). First, one homosexual defecates in the other two participants mouths before stringing them up from the ceiling by the ankles and decapitating them. He then tries to make love to both severed heads while being showered in the blood of the other two. Bonus points are awarded if he manages to finish before the blood stops spraying out. Not to be confused with the Glasgow Cobbler.
Tiders gave Demps and Gerard the old Banbury Cobbler last night.
by Al-Kai'eran September 24, 2009
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Peach Cobbler

When an older (+50) southern belle exposes her recently shorn crotch area to a crowd
Dancing in a Little Red Riding Hood outfit she slapped her thigh and raised her skirt beckoning onlookers to view her peach cobbler...expecting a tip for the show
by Turk23 November 10, 2008
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cobbler cunt

A vagina that hangs low and has an eerie smell.
Sarah:Mandee has a cobbler cunt
Katie:OOH GURL! That shit smells!
by bo bara December 30, 2008
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Chibble

Actually means anything u want it too, jus think it sounds decent.
Ur mum's a chibble
Wer we going ma chibbles
ETC
by FatAzz06 May 15, 2006
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