12 channer

A creepy old man who has a fascination with young children and or lolicon such a person can be named as Roman the Russian

Roman the Russian
Michael Jordan
Osama bin Ladin
John McCain
Pedobear
12 channer
one who licks their scrotum and secretes anal fudge

by subwayeatfrisch February 24, 2009

channel stroking

When you are stroking your mans member while he is surfing thru cable channels

I was Channel Stroking my guy while he was searching cable for something to watch.

by Dinker2011 October 15, 2017

channelling

Come for me paddy, i mean daddy,
light up my fog
silence me gracefully
liven up my flesh

tell me a secret so i can know your soul
be around so i can learn to count
on your shy eyes and heart and speech
Dum dee dee dum dee dee dum dee leech

channelling

Im a channeller
Hi my name is Channelle
Can we do a channelling where we become nice?

by Krkič September 2, 2020

Bristol Channel

As related to Bristols. A woman's cleavage, particularly a large example thereof.

I'd like to sail my Battleship into her Bristol Channel

by TheBristolChanneler June 14, 2008

fuse channel

it's just fucking Mtv all over again

SuCK DICK FAGGOTS

by FUCK MUSIC VIDEOS,THEY'RE GAY! August 11, 2004

History Channel

A clever euphemism for masturbating, typically used to conceal the topic around female friends. Inspired by people who receive massive erections from listening to the gettysburg address or listening to how ancient greeks sat around and thought about things.

"Dude, today at the library, i watched the history channel several times"

"Man, that's fuckin sick"

by Jumpsuit of Stealth April 12, 2006

Cheyanne

A bitch. She does things with no explanation, and not only hurts herself but the others around her. A Cheyanne is a nasty way to call a girl the following names;
Bitch, whore, slut, asshole, fuck up, dumb ass.

Never be a Cheyanne.

She makes slow kids cry. (for real)

"Omfg.. she was seen smoking weed out in front of the school. WITH HER 7 YEAR OLD BROTHER! He was totally high."

"Oh my god. She is such a fucking Cheyanne."

by nevernamed January 7, 2010