the ray charles

when your girlfriend falls asleep before you, you masterbate and cum on her eyes. Then when she wakes up in the morning her eyes will be dried closed with jizz and she will not be able to see

"last ngiht i gave shella the ray charles and when she woke up she actually thought she was blind"

by big lang July 10, 2009

Charles

A brown haired, blue eyed, charismatic individual with a strong sense of humor. He is one of the most talented individuals out there. Loved by all, especially the ladies. Occasionally likes to make love to beautiful women

wow, i really wanna hang out with charles

charles is the most freakin awesome person in the world

i wish i was as cool as charles

charles is good at sex

by dabighoss September 22, 2011

Chargers Fan

Usually a good person, knows their priorities and knows that respecting The Broncos, Chiefs, and Raiders would be stupid because they are poorly run franchises that the chargers beat 3 weeks in a row. Many Charger Fans also watched Jake Plummer throw 4 interceptions in one game against the Chargers in week 13. In a game the Chargers won, and the Denver Broncos LOST. Because all they do is trade away good players and cut block.

-"Did you see the Charger/ Bronco game during week 13?"
-"Yeah! Jake Plummer threw 4 Interceptions, and the Broncos fell to 2 games behind the FIRST PLACE CHARGERS"

by Broncos Suck December 14, 2004

James Charles

The gayest person ever....and is the QUEEN of contouring.

"Omg James Charles just released a new palet!!!"- Every white girl

by Mless322 March 9, 2019

San Diego Chargers

The worst team with the best players in the NFL. But at least they still (usually) kick the shit out of the Raiders.

So many of the San Diego Chargers players have great individual stats, you'd think they'd be a good team...

by yt45 January 14, 2013

James Charles

A snakey social climber with no intention other than money so will betray the people who were there for him just for a ad

Girl: OMG did you hear about JAMES CHARLES

sucking dick at Coachella

Other girl : yeah he’s such a snake I but my merch in the bin

Girl : yeah he’s really disrespectful to his fans , we made him 😂

by Exposed.com May 7, 2019

Charles Xaviered

Getting so drunk you can no longer feel your legs and getting so high you gain powers of telepathy

Charlie: Hey. What did you do this weekend?
Kyle: I got Charles Xaviered.
Charlie: No way.
Kyle: Yea bro. I had to be carried to the car and the whole way home I knew exactly what everyone was thinking.

by Creesela November 14, 2018