Charles Xaviered

Getting so drunk you can no longer feel your legs and getting so high you gain powers of telepathy

Charlie: Hey. What did you do this weekend?
Kyle: I got Charles Xaviered.
Charlie: No way.
Kyle: Yea bro. I had to be carried to the car and the whole way home I knew exactly what everyone was thinking.

by Creesela November 14, 2018