Creamed

When a guy blows his load inside A vagina or anus

Kaylee : So did you and Chad fuck last night?
Kiersten : We sure did he fucked my pussy so hard I was screaming and moaning the whole time!
Kaylee : You don't say!
Kiersten : He can really pack the cum after he Creamed me it was running out of my pussy like a river of semen!
Kaylee : Wow you are so lucky I wish my guy would cream my pussy like that!
Kiersten : Yes I am blessed and tonight he's gonna cream my ass!
Kaylee : Lucky!

by SlopNChop March 7, 2017

Jim Cramer

Former hedge fund manager and best-selling author. Cramer hosts CNBC's "Mad Money" program and is the co-founder of TheStreet.com.

Person 1: Who is Jim Cramer?

Person 2: Oh! He told me to buy the NYSE (stock symbol: NYX) at about $100. That fucker said the stock would increase to $250! Now it's well below $65 and I'm getting raped in the ass. The worst part is that I'm all out of lube!

by I've Lost Everything October 5, 2007

cement hole

a cement hole is the term for a cheap prostitutes porn hole which is filled with wet cement as a lubricant and also deterent, to make sure clients dont stay inside too long, or will have a floozy on his man rod. Hence; Cement hole.

-AHHHHHHHHHH crap!
you didnt tell me you were a cement holer!!!!!
- should be quicker then shouldn't you.

by GAAAZZZZZ March 30, 2009

clements shuffle

Is the act of wiggling the pelvis to squish in your soft penis

last night i was so drunk i had to do the clements shuffle to get it in.

by braunj8840 June 24, 2011

cement ya

Colloquial term used when describing a violent act such as pushing someone down hard enough that they hit the ground/cement. Can be said as a threat or as a joke between friends.

Guy 1: *bumps into guy 2*
Guy 2: "you better watch yourself buddy or I'll cement ya"

by EMS Crew April 25, 2014

Clement ear cake

When a woman rubs her nipples deep into your ear. It is a surprising event which you never knew you would ever enjoy.

"Dude, that bird raped my ears with her nipples!"

"No way! You just got a Clement ear cake! "

by Muttkins June 1, 2014

Cemetery Porn

The act of watching very cringeworthy videos, pictures, memes, or kids who discovered the internet and very lowkey enjoying it to the point where it becomes a fetish.

"I know this MineCraft playthrough belongs in Hell, but I still came three times while watching this three hour uncut video"
"I think I have a fetish for cemetery porn"

by DrinksToForget(AlwaysRemembers February 26, 2017