cream of menstrual soup

The aftermath of when a woman is on her cycle and has unprotected sex with a man. The semen and menstrual blood are therefore combined, thus the formation of cream of menstrual soup.

Man, me and Julie got together last night and, well she was on her period and we had some cream of menstrual soup.

by Sexygirl87 September 17, 2010

cream in the middle

When a black woman sucks off a white man. Two black lips over a white cock, thus being like an oreo cookie.

Jane gave dave a cream in the middle for his bday.

by Innocent III July 1, 2006

cream pie surprise

when you un-expectedly jizz in a girls asshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for

Jill: uhh!...the other day, dave gave me a cream pie surprise!

by Little Gords March 15, 2007

cream of the top

Profits, markup on a product

I sold some stocks and took a nice cream of the top for myself

by leo11223 March 16, 2007

Cream puff

Cream on the inside shell on the outside an AMAZING person u could ever meet if someone claims they are a cream puff they are most probably correct cream puffs have a natural beauty and can give u a warm feeling when u meet one ☺️ They are spontaneous crazy and sensitive

I’m a cream puff

She’s a total cream puff

by Disco queen September 25, 2018

Cream pied

Lots of cum in the Vagina or on the body

Jess was absolutely cream pied after josh had cummed all inside of her

by Hot stories January 7, 2021

Cream Note

Any note that is played or sung that causes a person male or female to cream him or herself. Originally thought to be a myth until recent studies, which have proven that a certain tone or note can cause creaming of ones self. The most common notation for the cream note are F# and G for the saxophone. The song most commonly known for containing multiple cream notes is Canon by Johann Pachelbel, which consists of a total of 23 cream notes. The cream note is known by many as la crème, creamtastic, creamgasma, and more traditionally crème de la crème. In 2007 President Bush passed the Underage Cream Act, which banned playing or listing of the cream note by any persons under the age of 18.

Dude i totaly hit that Cream Note i think i even creamed myself.
you know when you play that Cream note the ladies are just going to Cream themselves.
Wow when the band Screamin Semen and the Vag Pag hit that creme note i was so glad i brought extra pants.

by Alex "Alfonso" Hill September 10, 2007