crap dangling 

Canadian sport consisting of a large breasted woman, a sailor, atleast one jewish person, a barrel, and a wad of crap.

Jon: Hey Pete are you going to Janet's party?
Pete: Nah, there's a big crap dangling tournement today...hey are you jewish?
Jon: Yeah
Pete: You want to come?

crap dangling by Tanch May 6, 2005

Crap Attack 

when your ass is blocked full of shit, and it all splurts out like fluid from a bottle.

'I just had a crap attack at work today and I got fired'

Crap Attack by Tom Bramley May 10, 2006

Crap Almond 

Means everything and everyone. Can be used in any situation but especially useful in expressing emotion.

How did your test go?
I failed it, I totally feel like a crap almond.

Crap Almond by happinesswithwings January 9, 2009

crap-spackle 

The high velocity projectile shit spray that bounces off toilet water and covers one's ass cheeks and/or inner toilet bowl. Crap-spackle dries almost instantaneously on whatever surface it lands on.

Yo, as soon as I put that toilet seat around that bitch's face, I knew what time it was. It was time to crap-spackle. I turned that sliz from Vanna White to Jackie Brown before she could even say please.

crap-spackle by schluss March 15, 2008

Crap Sack 

AN item that a person takes when walking the dog down the street so when the mutt craps you can pick up the dung and dont leave it sitting in your neighbors yard for them to step in!

Man says - That guy there really pisses me off

Man2 says-Why

Man-Well he never carry a Crap Sack and his dog shits in my yard every day ,

Man2-I would Kick his Ass

Man1-Next time I will

Crap Sack by troubledemon March 8, 2010

Crap Dingle 

Dingles of crap left behing after you wipe. Often found in hairy butts.

Aww dude, wipe man! I can smell your crap dingles from here!

Crap Dingle by JL May 13, 2003

crap sacker 

A stupid bag boy. The one that crushes your chips by putting them on the bottom of your bag then putting something heavy on top of them...

"Your crushing my chips you crap sacker!"

crap sacker by Maiku September 12, 2005