A female that likes to literally ride up and down a man's penis, or something resembling the male genitalia.
by youknowit April 11, 2003

by manwithart June 29, 2012

An expression used to hyperbolize ones dissatisfaction with the idea presented. ‘Cows’ & ‘cock’ are most likely associated for no other reason than their alliteration and oxymoron attributes.
by Danny SS August 30, 2005

by angeltufts. March 14, 2009

by cow penis June 24, 2020

"Somebody's drunk"
"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"
"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"
"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"
"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"
by SoberCow February 29, 2016

A female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box.
1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
by Cheesy Goodness April 30, 2008
