Cumfort

Sexually comforting someone

Similar : Cumforting, cumfortable

Bf:I’m feeling really horny and lonely

Gf: do you want me to cumfort you😏

*having sex*: I’m feeling very cumfortable

by MMamamamsjeun April 10, 2021

comfortable coinage

It's important to note that I mistakenly put "nickel and two dimes" where "nickel and two pennies" was clearly what I should have said.

Lesson learned: I am stupid.

by J Monty Rivers December 27, 2003

Comfortbility

The comfort level of something to ones person.

This chair is high in comfortbility.

by havin a bad time October 9, 2008

Comfortably Heavy

A term used for Heavy .. but not ridiculously Heavy Weights .. when lifting @ Home or @ the Gym.

"Is the weight realy heavy ??" ..

"Its Heavy but managable,.. Comfortably Heavy!"

by JayZeeStorm July 4, 2014

Church of the Holy Comforter

An excellent answer when nosey people ask you about your Church affiliation.

"Hey, Joey. We're having a revival Sunday morning. You wanna come?"
"No thanks. I'm planning to attend the Church of the Holy Comforter"
"Where's that?"
"In my bedroom. The alarm clock goes off at 10:00, I turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head."
"Smartass!"

by Dave the Druggist May 2, 2010

comfortism

The the concept of consoling one's self from potential stresses through a preexisting belief.

If it wasn't for Johns religious comfortism he could have suffered from an ulcer or other stress related ailments during his trauma.

by spread the knowledge March 26, 2009

Comportment

A three pronged rating system based on physical appearance, sexual aura and awareness of one’s portrayal. It is often used to refer to how a female carried herself, and her ability to attract you the evening prior.

"Did you see Jana last night? Not very appealing.She was drooling everywhere, her comportment was disgusting."

"Lindsey was being way too forward last night, her comportment was way out of wack. Whatta slut."

"Julia isn't movie star hot, but her comportment last night took her to a whole new level."

"Brittany Spears began her career with a cute and attractive image. However, over the years, her comportment has spiraled downward exponentially."

by DylanEdBryceMarc June 27, 2008