Columbiner
A person who sees Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris as human beings, not caricatures, and in some way empathises with the two boys. Despite the horrible acts they committed, a truly intelligent person is always going to be rational enough to be able to look at a situation from different view-points.
Still, Columbiners do not condone their actions, which should be obvious enough, but, unfortunately, doesn't seem to be, judging by the plethora of stupid comments they continue to receive.
Still, Columbiners do not condone their actions, which should be obvious enough, but, unfortunately, doesn't seem to be, judging by the plethora of stupid comments they continue to receive.
A: You know, I think we've become very good friends lately, and I trust you enough to reveal to you something that I don't really advertise, because I know that many people will view it negatively.
I consider myself to be a Columbiner, which means that I myself am or have been depressed, suicidal, am or have been severely bullied, struggle or have struggled with anxiety, am or have been emotionally neglected or otherwise abused by my parents, et cetera, or, at least possess enough perception to understand how someone in those kinds of positions might feel, and understand the horrid mistakes people with untreated trauma and/or mental illness might commit and have unfortunately commited in the case of the Columbine Highschool Massacre. Though, obviously, I do not condone-
B: A Columbiner? Wow, so, you're one of those weird horny edgy goth emo punk emo Highschool girls who wants to fuck those two dudes. They commited murder, you know??!! And, they're obviously both Psychos, because that's what I heard on TV, and, I also definitely know the correct definition of the term "Psychopath"!!
A: ... I'm a straight 28-year-old dude, if still you haven't noticed???
I consider myself to be a Columbiner, which means that I myself am or have been depressed, suicidal, am or have been severely bullied, struggle or have struggled with anxiety, am or have been emotionally neglected or otherwise abused by my parents, et cetera, or, at least possess enough perception to understand how someone in those kinds of positions might feel, and understand the horrid mistakes people with untreated trauma and/or mental illness might commit and have unfortunately commited in the case of the Columbine Highschool Massacre. Though, obviously, I do not condone-
B: A Columbiner? Wow, so, you're one of those weird horny edgy goth emo punk emo Highschool girls who wants to fuck those two dudes. They commited murder, you know??!! And, they're obviously both Psychos, because that's what I heard on TV, and, I also definitely know the correct definition of the term "Psychopath"!!
A: ... I'm a straight 28-year-old dude, if still you haven't noticed???
Columbiner by RebelliousEthANol March 8, 2021
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