closet horny

Somebody who appears to be normal or even conservative when it comes to sexual matters but on the inside they are burning with sexual desire.

Turns out my bando friend ryan was closet horny, I found tons of porn on his computer, who'da thunk? He always seemed grossed out by anything related to sex.

by That one guy who resides within... October 1, 2007

closet caper

An act wherein a group of friends are invited to hide in a closet and videotape an unsupecting female having intercourse with owner of said closet.

"You guys wanna come over tonight and closet caper this chick"?

by DJ Jason May 13, 2005

closetture

random furniture that doubles as closet space; most often a chair or desk that fresh (or worn clothes) are piled, hung or tossed on to.

"i've replaced my floordrobe with a 5-piece closetture"

by pennz August 4, 2007

Close the door upwards

Another, more polite way to say shut up.

"I can say whatever I want. Why don't you close the door upwards!"

by zark5 April 16, 2009

closet crazy

A person who appears outwardly normal to society in general but in reality are crazy then a mad hatter.

That Casi sure seems normal, but I saw her going off about something the other day, she's closet crazy!!

by berntone April 24, 2009

Closet Critter

1.)One who chooses to be in a closet while intoxicated.
2.)any person who feels comfortable being placed in the closet with no remorse.
3.) One who is facilitated in the closet, and refses to leave the closet

"She was a closet critter after a long night of partying"

"she is a closet critter"

"The closet critter refused to leave the closet"

by megaman21 November 16, 2010

Closet Carnivore

Somebody who claims to be a vegetarian, usually for the purposes of appealing to a guy/girl who is also vegetarian, however they secretly eat meat either at home or at restaurants.

Girl: OMG that boy is sooo cute, and he is also a vegetarian and has real respect for animals!
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore

by JonnyAudiophile June 18, 2011