clutch

Everything that New York Yankee's third baseman Alex Rodriguez is not.

Bases loaded, game tied 5-5, Alex Rodriguez up to bat in clutch situation.

STRIKES OUT!

See: A-Rod's post-season numbers with Yankees.

by Laxorcist June 18, 2006

clutch

n. A gamer who is able to pull through for their team while being the last one standing, winning the match.

I am clutch at Call of Duty.

by cheshire cat August 21, 2004

clinch / un-clinch

clinch / un-clinch is what most guys do with their butt-cheeks when they're jacking off and trying to cum.

When I jack off and I'm getting close, I clinch / un-clinch my tight buns!

by USAF Cadet April 1, 2021

Clatch

A combination of 'clam' and 'snatch'; A woman's hairy downstairs.

Holy shit man, her clatch smelled awful!

It wasn't quite a clam, but wasn't quite a snatch...it's a clatch!

by The Grand Wolf December 5, 2010

clutch

When one person is left in a search and destroy match in call of duty 4, and they pull off a win for the round even when there outnumbered.

"satoga24 better pull off a clutch if we want to win this."

by satoga24 August 6, 2008

clutch plate

A typical south African Dutchman. They are stubborn and fucken dumb.

You fucken useless clutch plate

by Clutch plate May 18, 2018

Clitclor

The process of sticking your clit in clay.

Sally was feeling hot so she clitclored herself.

by Mcboobs alot January 27, 2008