Captain Sully

Based off of the man who landed the plane in the Hudson river.
Used to say "Your a life saver,"

Man one: "Crap i dropped my phone in water and now it won't turn on!"
Man two: "Drop it in some rice for a few hours. It'll make it work."
Man one after the phone works:"Thanks man your such a Captain Sully!"

by Whiteboy9576 April 7, 2010

Captain K. Kiddo

The Admiral of The Kiddo Koalition. One of three leaders joined by Vice Admiral Bobert and Rear Admiral Smash. Informally known by Cap'N Kiddo when appropriate to address as such.

Captain K. Kiddo is the superior in charge.

by Head Ington May 3, 2010

captain morgan pose

A popular pose by the Captain Morgan brand Spiced Rum. To do the " Capt. Morgan pose", place your right hand on your right hip; 2) place left hand on raised left knee; & 3) turn head, arch right eyebrow upward and laugh aloud. This pose mimics the pose on the rum bottle.

He placed his left knee on a rum barrel to copy the Captain Morgan pose.

by FoxxxyD August 29, 2016

Captain Nibbles

Some retarded dude who has a fetish for pancakes and is the captain of nibbling on dicks.

-hopes on chu- what's this? owo -starts doing a captain nibbles on chu dick- sluuuurp why is there white stuff? hehe x3

by Wizard Cat June 27, 2017

Captain’s Relish

Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captain’s relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.

Rachel’s getting some of the Captain’s Relish tonight.

Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck

An individual who, despite efforts to the contrary, just cannot seem to grow out of diapers.

"Oh my God, our friend Michael is such a Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck. He shit his pants again at lunch!"

by Ay-Ay-Rahn March 5, 2019

Capotear

Puerto Rican slang for fellatio

La noche está para capotear

by RicanBabeh April 11, 2021