can-rattler

A very noisy bowel movement. One that "rattles the can."

I took a poop just now, and it was a can-rattler, made the bathroom stool shake.

by lanmanrob November 16, 2010

can shooter

an excessively powerful gun that has no real hunting purpose is often justified by being called a can shooter.

"what in the world are you gonna use that m-4 with a hundred round drum for?"

"well it's a can shooter obviously!!"

"wtf?"

"Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, Puerto ri-cans!!"

"stupid racist mall ninja"

by g3 4 me May 8, 2010

smash cans

its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.

I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.

by Adam Chet May 4, 2006

Shakin' the can

The act of male masturbation

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room so that he could begin shakin' the can to some gay porn.

by Johnny Punani August 3, 2007

wadding the can

Having sex while a tampon is present in the vagina.

My girlfriend is pissed at me for wadding the can last night.

by Polar Bear and Jelly October 8, 2007

sardine can

Colloquial term for a small fishing boat.

I bought a Lund for $5,000 last week to go bass fishing on lake Kalamaka. Great price even though it's just a simple, bare boned, sardine can, with not a lot of passenger accommodation. Your ass will hurt after 5 minutes of resting on the wooden bench.

by sillybritches May 24, 2014

Choked the can

Plugged the toilet.

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.

by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013