Bumpercoat 

1) A winter game in which one person wearing a puffy coat forcibly bumps into another person wearing a puffy coat, triumphantly declaring, "Bumpercoat!" It is similar to bumper cars, but with humans and puffy coats.

2) When you're fucking a girl doggy-style, you pull out and skeet all over her ass, coating it with jizz.

I totally bumpercoated Eliot last night!

Bumpercoat by Jibily July 22, 2008

bumperstalker

A more stigmatizing descriptor than tailgater.

I would have enjoyed the drive without that bumperstalker.

bumperstalker by Detroit Tigers fan November 28, 2013

riding bumpers 

Riding bumpers is when you follow someone in a vehicle too closely for a long period of time. Often used as an intimidation tactic or in retaliation for some real or perceived driving impoliteness.

Riding bumpers is allowed when someone cuts you off in traffic!

riding bumpers by Roxannaroxanna May 9, 2019

bummerfuck

A word to express extreme disappointment in a person, place, or thing.

Sawyer: I got so fucked up last night, I woke up with a fat bruise on my face.
Andrew: Wow.. total bummerfuck!

Andrew: That dumb bitch bailed on me again!
Sawyer: God, she's such a bummerfuck!

Doctor: You have AIDS.
You: BUMMERFUCK!

bummerfuck by the fronz December 26, 2007

bumberarsed 

When you get taken advantage of

'What? You bought that car for $2000? I would say, as a mechanic, it's only worth $200. You totally got bumberarsed, man.'

bumberarsed by tomnado September 12, 2014

biscuit bumpers 

Two or more hefty female college athletes - usually bowlers, who engage in mutual genital stimulation thereby "bumping" their biscuits together.

Those two bitches bowled a hell of a game. I'll bet they go home and bump biscuits. Or simply "Biscuit Bumpers!!!"

biscuit bumpers by T Jew February 4, 2010

bummer 

1. A word describing the misfortune of something or someone.
2. A situation in which no desireable result can occur
3. A negative form of agreement.
4. A response used when the respondee couldn't care less about the topic at hand.

1. Friend 1: My wife left me last night
Friend 2: Bummer for you.

2. Man 1: We're surrounded by venomous snakes!
Man 2: Wow, this is quite the bummer.

3. Girl: Do you find me attractive?
Guy: Bummer

4. Friend 1: It appears that tomorrow is my last day to live.
Friend 2: Bummer

bummer by PsykoMnky August 28, 2003