Commonly confused with the original blumpkin, the reverse blumpkin takes the users sexual experience to an entirely different level. While the original blumpkin contains oral sex while the lucky partner releases their bowels or "poops", the reverse blumpkin is simply reversed. In this wild and exhilarating sexual act, one partner (preferably the male) urinates into the toilet while standing as the other partner endulges in an anus sandwich, eating/licking their lover's butthole. Also, for added pleasure, bearded individuals provide an added arrousal eating the anus with a large beard. This naturally hair growth will reenact that special spark in any marriage that many seek to revive.
"If your mothers like giving reverse blumpkins, i would very much rather to have her email address."
by A M S O C B(KB) J B August 13, 2009
Get the Reverse Blumpkinmug. A continuation of a blumpkin, where directly proceeding the ordinary blumpkin, the woman eats the feces.
Refers to the feces resulting from the blumpkin.
Refers to the feces resulting from the blumpkin.
by Mr Emachine February 16, 2005
Get the blumpkin piemug. by Bran-Dan April 20, 2009
Get the blumpkinmug. A blumpkin of great magnitude.
Or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying "Holy Shit!" or "Oh, Fuck!"
Or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying "Holy Shit!" or "Oh, Fuck!"
by John Butz August 19, 2004
Get the Smashing Blumpkinmug. A towel, blanket, or other such item, utilized by inmates to conceal their sexual acts from the guards.
by One Two February 6, 2008
Get the Blumpkin Blindmug. I took this girl out to dinner at raphaels italian and afterwords she sucked me off while i took a poop. Badabingbada blumpkin
by doody warbucks December 23, 2011
Get the badabingbada blumpkinmug. by wordbender08 May 20, 2008
Get the holy blumpkinmug.