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beatin guts

The act of fucking the shit out of a chick you dont give a fuck about.
Hell yea i beat sharons guts , but my wifey still a better fuck.
by CMD'Z$man September 9, 2004
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bundy-bating

Compulsively masturbating, like Ted Bundy.
Tim: Why weren't you at work, Henry?

Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.

Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?

Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?

Tim: I....I have no life.
by YINever July 26, 2005
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beatin the brakes

action phrase used in conjunction with an item such as "beatin' the brakes off that bitch" used to describe an extensive one-sided match or some other action of an aggressive nature
Ryan: "Man you ain't neva in yo life beat down a muthaphucka."

Dave: "As a matter of fact, last night I told this punk he betta get his Nikes cause I'm fast as lightning and I was fin to be beatin the brakes off that bitch."
by Alex McKeagan March 4, 2008
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Wiener boating

To make conversation in a rude and drunken manner. From the German, "weinerboten".
You've really got to stop wiener boating our waitress, or she's gonna cut us off.
by wakingrooster August 5, 2010
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Father Beading

Watching Porn on a public train. Named after a priest caught watching child pornography on a train.
Stephen: While on the train I was Father Beading for a while.

Joe: Nasty...
by LilAW June 8, 2011
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child-bearing age

after pre-puberty and before menopause
"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"
by redheadbass January 13, 2013
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binge bating

It is when one continuously masturbates throughout the day and night all in one sitting.
Bro! My boss gave me a day off yesterday and I was binge bating for the whole day! I feel so relaxed now!
masturbate jerk off rosy palm slapping the monkey choking the chicken making the bald man cry
by JesseFriedOreos January 3, 2016
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