Eel River Beach Club

Only the best beach club in the world, located at plymouth, MA. Kick ass tennis team, amazing swim team, great staff and managers. The pool is crystal clear and warm and perfectly salted. The food is grilled to perfection. The boys are all amazingly hot, with six packs. and the girls are sizzlin'. Swim team is so fun, no one cheats ever. NO RUNNING! There are no rules except for that. Babies never cry. Everyone is always Happy! Lemme tell ya, you wanna go there.

The Sun always shines at the Eel River Beach Club!

by Lauren and Kelsey January 1, 2006

beach rules

A commonly accepted law which dictates certain interactions in costal areas of recreation. The rules favor the winner of physical conflicts between two parties and usually end in the superior party recieving an object of great significance.

TL,DR: Screw you Orlando Bloom, I kick your ass I take your girl.

Beach Rules Examples
ex) Party 1 has an object of significance (attractive females)

Party 2 challenges Part 1 and wins

Party 2 has the oppourtunity of taking the attractive female and other objects of importance.

by The Flugas March 9, 2009

west palm beach

The 14th most dangerous U.S. city 2005. Most dangerous city in FL.

Take a ride into the ghetto, aka West Palm Beach FL.

by Daznegro September 23, 2006

As fresh as a stroll on the beach

A phrase used to describe the odor produced by a woman's vagina. This is a polite way of saying that her vulva smells like dead sea creatures.

Doug: I remember the first time I got into Nicole's panties.

Phil: Oh yeah? What was it like?

Doug: As fresh as a stroll on the beach, man.

Phil: That seems to be everybody's opinion of what her crotch smells like. Rotting salmon, decomposing shrimp, with a hint of dead walrus.

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010

Beach Boy

A guy who hangs out the whole day at the beach

"Im a beach boy, lets go surfing"

by alon752 December 18, 2008

Pompano Beach High

A school of mostly smart students that is the best school in Broward county. Although the school is quite lame and most of the black and white population try to be cool or "REAL" they really aren't and in reality just like any other population of nerds with aspirations.

Pompano Beach High kid: "Hey my school has a 99% college acceptance rate."

Blanch Ely kid:" So who gives a... But yeah my school has 0.67% college acceptance rate on good year."

by Duke of Pompano May 26, 2011

beach whale

a fat woman who wears a tiny bikini.

Damn son! look at that beach whale over there!

by RockinClueless November 14, 2004