birthday beatings

The one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. Typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college.

Did you hear it's Brookeys birthday today? Time to give him some birthday beatings!

by EclipsedHakuren October 9, 2016

vanilla beaning

Female masturbation non freakish.

This morning everyone left the house, leaving me alone with my thoughts and my hand. After talking to this hot Canadian i slipped my hand inside my panties for some vanilla beaning.

by RyattBear December 12, 2017

erin bellinger

erin bellinger poops her pants every 5 minutes

person 1: ew what’s that smell
dylan pearce: erin bellinger probably

please publish this it would mean so much

by gurgletimmygurgle December 10, 2018

Load-Bearing Wall

A wall that bears the weight of a young boy’s cum loads. After too many years of pumping jizz into the crevices of the wall, the wall may collapse if it bears too many cream pies.

Big Easy: Dude I love pumping iron. Shit really gets me going. It’s like cumming. I love cumming all over the place.

Tyrant: Broski, you and my buddy should be friends then. He used to cum all over his load-bearing wall at home. It was basically a Catacumb in his room.

Big Easy: Looks like I found a new best friend.

by Stoney69 March 29, 2019

Ball bearings

When you orgasm so hard you are dizzy and are trying to get your balance.

Usually said while trying to get them a towel or glass of water.

"I came so hard, hold on while I get my ball bearings"

by Tyler_dm November 10, 2019

Beeling

An ugly woman or man

Verb: Beeling or Beelin'

Check her, she's beeling!

Adjective: Beeler

Did you see Paulinesy, he pulled a pure beeler!

by Porter the Beeler August 14, 2011

balingus

Bad; messed up.

You got beaten up by a six year old girl? That's balingus, man!

by Evil Timmy January 20, 2004