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Chezy Burf Burriton

When you tea-bag someone while they are sleeping and give them a wedgie at the same time.
Dude 1: "Hey dude I met this really hot chic last night at the club."
Dude 2: "How did it go, did you take her home?"
Dude 1: "Yea and she passed out on my couch with her heels on so i gave her a chezy burf burriton!"
Dude 2: "Incredible!"
by Ceddi December 29, 2008
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Burrito

when a white girl has sex with her mexican lover.
white on the outside, brown on the inside ;
Oh wow chickita you are such a burrito...
by Babyfox May 24, 2009
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Gringo Burrito

'White Boy' created burrito that is not on the menu at Mexican Food restaurants.

It can be special ordered, but the dirty looks and racial comments can be devastating and who knows what special 'extras' the cooks may add just because they have to put together this Non-Hispanic abomination.

It can be created by adding individual ingredients.

Ingredients:
Flour Tortilla
Cheese Quesadilla, sliced
French Fries
Sour Cream

Open warm Flour Tortilla
Add Sour Cream
Add sliced Quesadilla pieces
Add French Fries
Close one end of Tortilla and roll burrito style
I ordered a french fry,cheese and sour cream burrito, and the lady behind the counter said "Que?" and looked at me funny.

So the next time I just ordered a tortilla, a quesadilla,side of sour cream and french fries.... the Gringo Burrito Baby!
by ICPrincess March 25, 2010
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Soggy burrito

This mexican girl just worked a double and now hasa soggy burrito.
by flinbacon April 27, 2015
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Burrito Bowl

When a guy takes a girl to Chipotle to get a burrito. He then takes the Chipotle burrito an shoves it into her vagina. He then eats the burrito while it's still inside her. Good for both parties because they are both stuffed.
Guy: Let's go get Chipotle
Girl: Why?
Guy: So I can eat a burrito bowl!
by Banana Fighter December 13, 2012
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Skin Burrito

Yo, I heard you love munching on skin burritos.
by Rick817 June 13, 2011
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Stuffed Burrito

The stuffed burrito is a sexual act that expands on the already well-known hot-carl. There are four steps involved in this particular act.
First, the man creating the stuffed burrito defecates in his partner's mouth. The feces is considered "the beans" of the burrito.
Generally, the receiver will vomit a little bit, creating a mixture similar to pico de gallo or other salsas.
Third, the performer rotates his anus away from his partner's mouth and sticks his penis into the poop.
Upon climaxing, he shoots his semen into the crap-filled orifice, supplying the burrito's sour cream.
You don't have to love Mexican food in order to enjoy a stuffed burrito.
by Cheesus Rice July 16, 2008
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