Bloatsburg

The large city in the show 'Doug'. Major events such as Beets concerts are often held there.

Bluffington is a smallish town on the outskirts of Bloatsburg.

by Diggity Monkeez May 8, 2005

BLOAT

Acronym for biggest loser of all time

You wack it three times a day into a Kleenex tissue. You’re a fucking BLOAT, dude.

by tmor84 December 19, 2018

canoe boat driver

The female genitalia known as the clitoris

After she talked to the judge and jiggled the jury, I had a face to face discussion with the canoe boat driver. I gave that bastard a tongue lashing.

by shane shane shane July 7, 2006

Need a Bigger Boat

A term often used when a person sharts themselves at a party or bar but decides to suck it up and continue on with the night.

"Dude, Zander, are you alright?"

"No man, I'm gonna need a bigger boat."

"What?"

"There's been a shart attack. I can feel the liquid surrounding me but I'm gonna let it crust up and party on!"

by KetelOne415 October 23, 2009

penis boat

when the penis of a man floats to the top of the water in a bath/pool/hot tub.

I was sitting in the bath trying to relax and my penis boat popped up.

by that guy with the definition April 28, 2009

Boat Race

Cockney rhyming slang for face. Sometimes, but not usually shortened to boat. The term received wider recognition in 1979 when the Monks released their recording of “Shame about her face”.

Nice legs shame about her boat race.

by AKACroatalin February 12, 2017

Boatman slam

when a really fat loser has sex with an overly drunk woman. This usually occurs at fraternity parties, it is sometimes taped for fun

i gave that pirate-hooker the Boatman Slam last night!

by mike labarbara, chris johnson March 4, 2008