awkward water

The water you drink whenever you're witnessing an awkward situation

*Give a round of applause for Susie, our freshman candidate for next years sophomore council!*
Hey g-guys hows it going?? *voicecrack* ahem, um...
*drinks awkward water*

by djd1899 May 1, 2015

Awkward chicken

A game of chicken; two people try to make the other player back out by creating an awkward situation between them.

She beat me in awkward chicken by stroking my inner thigh; it got too weird.

by thatderpychick June 2, 2015

awkward turtle squad

A rare selective group comprised of the dankest meme masters who often find themselves acting like awkward turtles.

Dang, I wish I was a part of the awkward turtle squad. Too bad it's only Dirty Dank Darrel and Dirty Dank Daisy...

by Dirty Dank Daisy March 3, 2016

Awkwarding

The action of being akward.

He was Awkwarding the conversation.

by Bob Awkwarding March 25, 2016

Awkwardly kind

Someone so kind yet rapey.

“Look at him. He’s being so overly nice and courteous to her. She’s about to get raped.”

Someone should let her know he’s being so awkwardly kind right now.

by dadeadhead November 4, 2020

Awkward

Harry James Potter

Harry Potter is the definition of awkward.

by rossiiviy February 4, 2021

awkward white person smile

that smile you give people when you walk down the street and lock eyes with someone walking opposite of you or when a situation isn't the best. that is the awkward white person smile.

Son: I got a D
white dad: *awkward white person smile*
or
Matt was walking down the street when he saw his acquaintance, Micheal, so he did the awkward white person smile

by spaceowel May 12, 2021