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Assistication

When you're at a restaurant and you order a main course meal only to find that the size of the dish is too big for you to finish, you ask a friend to assisticate you.

A conjunction of the word "assist" and "mastication".

They finish off the meal you paid thirty bucks for so you don't waste your money.
Rebecca: "This burger is the size of my head. Paige, will you assisticate me?"
Paige: "This is too much assistication to ask for."
by pastrychefsniper January 27, 2010
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Assassin's Crease

A crease or gash in the male genitalia of astounding girth.
Girl 1: Blowing John hasn't been the same since he got that assassin's crease.
Girl 2: What do you mean?
Girl 1: There's a huge crease in his dick from wearing those tight jeans.
Girl 2: Oh, my boy has one too, he got ran over by a snowboarder!
by cockles December 30, 2012
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Assessment test

A bullshit pre-employment test on a job application where you have to constantly answer "strongly agree" or "strongly disagree" to become a potential employee.
Sarah's application included an assessment test with 60 questions asking how would she react in work related situations.
by dawnmusic December 20, 2016
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No Bull-Shit Assesment (NBSA)

No Bull-Shit Assesment. A truthful and realistic assessment of a situation, rather than, for example, a sugar-coated best case scenario.
When can I expect the tax report? Give me a No Bull-Shit Assesment (NBSA)
by TheMixedBag August 19, 2010
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Assassin's Creed: Revelations

Not to be seen as Assassins Creed 3, but as a sequel to Assassins Creed:Brotherhood and the conclusion of the 'Ezio Trilogy'. In the game Ezio, now an ageing assassin, visits Constantinople in search of the missing keys of Altair, to unlock the secrets left in Masyaf, home of the Assassins order.

The gameplay is almost identical to Brotherhood, with exceptions being the ability to craft bombs and to use a hookblade to zipline across the city. You still freerun across rooftops, recruit citizens to the Assassin order, and kill lots of Templars
Assassin's Creed: Revelations may be fun, but it is basically Assassins Creed 2 and 3/4's. Assassin's Creed 2 or Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood are the same game but cheaper
by Sergers August 1, 2012
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Assistant Ninja

Holds and sharpens the many long objects a ninja happens to carry
" Ah ye, assistant ninja ho' fo' u"
by Rah nigga May 13, 2005
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ninja assassin

In roleplaying games (especially ones not centred around physical conflict), a character who has been designed expressly to be extremely powerful in a fight and/or extremely stealthy.
The term is frequently used sarcastically, as creating such a character is often a sign that the person doing so still thinks he's playing D&D.
Did you see the new guy's character? He's a complete ninja assassin.
by Whybird June 8, 2004
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