Arden Alarm Clock

The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.

When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.

by RubyTuesday July 16, 2008

Fire alarm

Used at public building to aware people that a new mix tape has been dropped

*fire alarm sounds*

I guess daquan dropped a new mixtape

by treyvon2014 April 5, 2015

South Padre Island Smoke Alarm

A variation of the sexual position "piledriver." During intercourse from a piledriver position, the partner being piledriven emits a fart and the fart is lit on fire (either from a heat source supplied by one of the two partners or from a third party) while someone makes the telltale beeping noise of a ceiling smoke alarm (again, either partner or a third party may supply this noise).

When the drapes caught fire during their second attempt at the South Padre Island Smoke Alarm and the actual smoke alarm woke every guest up, Carl and Carla knew they wouldn't be allowed to film their piledriver sex scenes in the hotel lobby any more.

by Cthonic March 24, 2010

Albart

The process of adding Album art to music (mainly mp3), normally using software (such as I-tunes).

You normally don't need to albart legal songs downloaded from Apple's music store.

by Hrishikesh November 7, 2005

alfarin

An Alfarin can be a very naughty boy. He always talks too much and is always overhyped. He can also curse a lot and he has a really small dick.
He also watches a lot of porn and thinks he's always in top of everything. Anyone named Alfarin will think really high of themselves while being a lowborn.
They also tend to make lies to get other people's attention or make them like him. Girls usually fear him because of his delusional behavior or face.

Girl 1: Hey whose that dude over there?

Girl 2: Oh that, he's an Alfarin, he acts gay and I heard he has a small dick!

Girl 1: We better run to some other place

by SkiHigh January 5, 2019

sound the alarm

Releasing a loud, ripping fart immediately upon waking. Usually this is done while the farter is still half-asleep.

My college roommate would sound the alarm every morning around 6am.

by Trumplodyte July 5, 2019

Boston alarm clock

When you pull your pants down, straddle a bum's face, and fart on it to wake him up.

I just gave that hobo that sleeps outside of Tony's Pizzeria the old Boston alarm clock.

by Runer112 October 19, 2010