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Zombie ad by Shehowlsatnight July 4, 2018
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"alternatives"-ad fury
The near-maniacal rage you feel when an online vendor/advertiser off-handedly remarks that a desired product/content is no longer offered/available, and then adds insult to injury by cheerfully cajoling, "But no worries --- check out some of our other awesome products/services, like these!", causing you to just wanna smash yer fist right through the screen in resentful frustration, since whatever "substitute" profferings they are showing you have virtually no resemblance whatever to what you were looking for and would certainly not be anywhere near as satisfying; it's almost like they're presuming to imply that THEY know more about what YOU want than YOU do YOURSELF!
Counsellor, sympathetically consoling a late-teens client who is practically climbing the walls in tearful frustration from having been cheekily offered "Super Mario" by an online-gaming website when he'd wanted to play a round of "Spy Hunter Classic" after a long day at high school, just as he'd been doing every evening for the past two years: Ah-haa --- sounds to me like a classic case of "alternatives"-ad fury --- I so totally "get ya", Young Man, and I don't blame ya one bit for feeling this way... a lot of companies sure don't consider what their customers truly want whenever they"update" their offerings, do they? Reminds me of a couple of local radio stations back when I was around your age --- all of a sudden they stopped playing their traditional soothing '60's 'n' '70's easy-listening music in favor of pop-bop and country-crap --- a LOT of adult-listeners were REALLY bummed out about that! Why, I myself STILL sorely miss that wonderful music almost thirty years later!
"alternatives"-ad fury by QuacksO July 13, 2018
Cristian AD
Cristian is like the best in he world has a very very big c*ock not like Adams small d*ck he flashed out on our faces he is really funny always makes people smile gets friend zone sometimes because he is a little to late to ask out girls , wishes he was remembered to this day non cocky like Adams small cock and likes these girls very much ****************************add him on snap to hhm to get to know him better than ever. And he is not sexy he is cute sadly lol
Hey Ada* what do u think about Cristian. Bro I’m in elitches right now bro she said she wanted to smash bro she said she want to suck it first lol hey have u heard about Cristian AD he is a great guy
Cristian AD by Cristian AD August 5, 2019
redactio ad absurdum
When evidence is censored (colloquially, "redacted") by obscuration thereby reducing the quality and quantity of that evidence.
* First coined by YouTuber Viva Frei on 10/31/21
* First coined by YouTuber Viva Frei on 10/31/21
The FOIA is effectively undermined when government branches are permitted to release purely redactio ad absurdum documents.
redactio ad absurdum by MartinNotBoris October 31, 2020