When you are fucking a girl and "accidentally" let it slip into her ass and when she says something you pretend you don't speak English.
Girl 1: "Johnny and I were going at it doggy-style when he slipped it in my ass and pretended he only spoke German"
Girl 2: "Haha accidental tourist... classic."
Girl 2: "Haha accidental tourist... classic."
by Worthless pledge October 13, 2010
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A phrase uttered after saying something for which it fits, as judged by the speaker (usually it is said after mistakenly uttering a phrase that you know will come across as nostalgic in some way, often starting with the words "I used to..."). Alternatively, can be "BTA," "since the accident," or "STA." Usually accompanied by a stoic, nostalgic, headtilt when said in person.
I used to like Colbert... before the accident.
What's up with 3pac?
She's always been that way... since the accident.
What's up with 3pac?
She's always been that way... since the accident.
by Belonky April 29, 2009
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"whats wrong, and whats that smell?" said Sally
"I had an accident..."
"Oh..."
"whats wrong, and whats that smell?" said Sally
"I had an accident..."
"Oh..."
by LTnewdle July 20, 2012
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by Valerie Stoner March 11, 2008
Get the Acclickinotificaphobia mug.When a pirate momentarily forgets he has a hook for a hand and uses it to scratch or rub an itchy eye thus taking out his own eye. The primary reason many pirates have eye patches.
Many pirates suffer accidental enucleation of the eye from rubbing the sleepers from their eyes with their hook hand.
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