allergic nosebleed

A nosebleed from stupid fucking allergies

I got an allergic nosebleed yesterday

by The Zonda August 6, 2015

allerdice

A man who takes many bribes and eventually gets fired from his job

Trish:My husband is a big allerdice

Husband : No I'm not I only sold I children coz Roger told me to

by Teddylol April 19, 2017

Alert Ready

The Canadian version of the Emergency Alert System. Its attention tone is pure ear rape, but does its job well.

Alert Ready notified me about that tornado yesterday. Just wish the warning tone wasn't so obnoxious.

by Hyperb2002 May 28, 2017

Ablert

A large banana squid with a god complex and suicidal tendencies.

The ablert swimming in the concrete mountains yeeted children to Jeff Goldblum's house

by psychoPSN October 16, 2018

Alerric

A really awesome person, with a unique name, who is easy-going and is very funny. He may be short but he can get a girl anytime with his looks.

Dude stop joking around you're being a real Alerric right now.

by Anonymous14235 December 20, 2018

Allergies

I’m allergic to the sun

I have allergies

by dumb waves May 22, 2019

Ahlers

Ahlers

“Ahlers is a commonly Jewish nickname given by parents in Israel, and has become one of the most popular nicknames in Israel.”

by AuthorEm July 20, 2019