shit assed

When something is dead broken beyond repair, it is shit assed.

OMG, Windows Vista is so shit assed.

by BobBurma March 8, 2009

assed out

Already have gotten enough play, doesnt need any more ass.

No ill pass up, im assed-out

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

assed

when someone takes their as, spreads their cheeks apart, and places them on another person's body part, or parts. Often can be used to humiliate someone publically, or analy.

"You Got Assed!" Cried zacha fter he put his bare ass on kit fisto's leg

by Mr. Fields June 15, 2005

Half-Assed Superman

When a man goes to fuck a girl in the ass, but puts his cock only half-way in, then throws up all over his cock and the girls ass, and continues fucking her.

Person 1: "Dude, I did a half-assed superman with my girl last night!"

Person 2: "Ew! That's fucking sick!"

by Mew Novocaine November 4, 2010

Askell

Someone who is mistery and always is away from others. This person likes his or her own peace but when he/she found someone so he or she will be love them forever. This person is really shy and is really hard for him or her say something about feelings.

I know someone persons with this name and this name is more for boy.

"You know Askell you really don't know how to speak about your feelings..".

by Ilovewords33 November 22, 2011

Assed

When you rub your ass all up in someone else's ahit.

Arianna - bot you just assed my straw.

by TheSpicTheMicNtheDago August 30, 2016

askewbies

A combination of "askew" and "boobies". Used to describe breasts thay do not face the same direction. Can happen after a bad breast augmentation.

After plastic surgery, one of Karen's nipples pointed north while the other pointed south east. She has some serious askewbies.

by Stafferty July 11, 2016