Another dumb teen drama, but this one is a tad different. Instead of hinting around taboo subjects like teen sex and pregnancy, they just come right out and talk about it. Doesn't really give a full description of "Secret Teen Life" though - IE, there's no talk of suicide, cliques, drugs, etc. IMO, the title is a tad misleading.
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The citizens of several small-subjugated colonies rose up against their powerful oppressors and set to work creating a new nation founded on freedom, respect, and justice for all. Even the little man.
Contained for years, an evil faction has taken control of this once respectable democracy by a number of despicable ways: using misleading language to sway voters, aligning itself unfairly with the nations largest religion, taking control of the most powerful business, and declaring itself the one moral party.
The Wrong-Wings have taken control of the country. With the virtuous beliefs of smaller independent groups ignored and the governments former care giving party crushed by lack of strong leadership. The powerful Wrong-Wings have begun dismantling the former democracy and rebuilding the nation to suit their selfish, unilateral desires. Rather than promoting the general welfare the country now an Empire to be reckoned with provides only for those in power. While ignoring it's other citizens, even the ones foolish enough to initially follow the Wrong-Wings.
With the logical guidance of the Left Side swept aside the newly formed American Empire has begun imposing its might on the world under the guise of a benevolent, yet truly arcane religious doctrine.
The citizens of several small-subjugated colonies rose up against their powerful oppressors and set to work creating a new nation founded on freedom, respect, and justice for all. Even the little man.
Contained for years, an evil faction has taken control of this once respectable democracy by a number of despicable ways: using misleading language to sway voters, aligning itself unfairly with the nations largest religion, taking control of the most powerful business, and declaring itself the one moral party.
The Wrong-Wings have taken control of the country. With the virtuous beliefs of smaller independent groups ignored and the governments former care giving party crushed by lack of strong leadership. The powerful Wrong-Wings have begun dismantling the former democracy and rebuilding the nation to suit their selfish, unilateral desires. Rather than promoting the general welfare the country now an Empire to be reckoned with provides only for those in power. While ignoring it's other citizens, even the ones foolish enough to initially follow the Wrong-Wings.
With the logical guidance of the Left Side swept aside the newly formed American Empire has begun imposing its might on the world under the guise of a benevolent, yet truly arcane religious doctrine.
One day perhaps a duo of great leaders will arise to once again restore the Left Side's place in the government of the former USA and the world. One man who will help lead the movement, and another who will help teach of the Left Sides good intentions without coming across as whiny. But of course, that is just a legend.
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Similar to plain ol' American Dream, except when you're done you wake up in a pile of goo an feel really embarassed
by Ollie Oj October 16, 2008
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by Justin Whitey ko March 20, 2009
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by Finnerty October 25, 2009
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What an Americanboo!
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List of bad things in US:
1.Almost 95% of the population marry for doing sex and after sex had been completed a number of times...divorce their life partner for finding a new sex partner.
2.The Country has originated the word Motherfucker by disrespecting MOTHERS so hear you Americans you are prostitute's child (MORE DISRESPECT)
3.Has the largest number of bars where they use girls to dance almost nudely
4.Uses the largest number of alcohols
5.Children also have crush
6.Loves their sex partner more than their mother.
7.Contains the largest number of porns
8.Thinks itself the richest country, though not the richest
9.Girls keep themselves almost with naked dresses.
10.Discriminate the WEST INDIANS
11.Show fake news of Aliens, Monsters, Ghosts like Slender man....I am telling this because I have also camped in the Dark Woods of America during mid night.
12.Knows Only slangs related to fucking.
13.Take Advantages of being Super Power
14.Knows only English whereas in Eastern Countries millions of languages are spoken
15.Creators of Illuminati , Dark Web , Area 51 , etc
16 .Stole titles from Eastern Countries like the film Extra Terrestrial's Script is derived from Satyajeet Ray's The Alien.
17.Could not defeat a weak country called Vietnam
18.Would be destroyed by BLACKS!
List of bad things in US:
1.Almost 95% of the population marry for doing sex and after sex had been completed a number of times...divorce their life partner for finding a new sex partner.
2.The Country has originated the word Motherfucker by disrespecting MOTHERS so hear you Americans you are prostitute's child (MORE DISRESPECT)
3.Has the largest number of bars where they use girls to dance almost nudely
4.Uses the largest number of alcohols
5.Children also have crush
6.Loves their sex partner more than their mother.
7.Contains the largest number of porns
8.Thinks itself the richest country, though not the richest
9.Girls keep themselves almost with naked dresses.
10.Discriminate the WEST INDIANS
11.Show fake news of Aliens, Monsters, Ghosts like Slender man....I am telling this because I have also camped in the Dark Woods of America during mid night.
12.Knows Only slangs related to fucking.
13.Take Advantages of being Super Power
14.Knows only English whereas in Eastern Countries millions of languages are spoken
15.Creators of Illuminati , Dark Web , Area 51 , etc
16 .Stole titles from Eastern Countries like the film Extra Terrestrial's Script is derived from Satyajeet Ray's The Alien.
17.Could not defeat a weak country called Vietnam
18.Would be destroyed by BLACKS!
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