non-alcoholic hangover

A non-alcoholic hangover happens when someone has not eaten all day or has very foolishly consumed a large cup of coffee then taking a standard dose of dayquil, resulting in a headache that resembles a hangover.

John Doe: I have such a throbbing headache.

Jane Doe: Why?

John: I have a terrible cold and I took some medicine after I had my morning cup of coffee.

Jane: You have a non-alcoholic hangover.

John: Sure feels like one.

by thelonesith December 16, 2009

Alcohol

Alcohol is like a highschoolers bestfriend !

Madison: You know what ?
Hunter: What ?
Madison: You remind me of alcohol.
Hunter: WHAT? are you comparing me to alcohol ?
Madison: YEAH, you guys are both always there for me!
Hunter: helllllll ya !

by madison is amazing! May 27, 2009

Alcoholics Anonymous

A self-help program for alcoholics involving group confession; substitutes an addiction to the organization and its rituals for an addiction to alcohol. Also AA.

Ever since he got convicted of drunk driving he's beein going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings twice a day, and become insufferable.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

alcoholic

Q: What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?

A: Alcoholics have to go to those STUPID meetings!

Alcoholism is not a disease, it is a condition. You don't 'catch' alcoholism; it is voluntarily self-inflicted though admittedly hard to stop. Calling it a disease implies a passivity to the situation that absolves one of personal responsibility, when it is up to the drunk him/herself to take care of the matter.

Also, there is no such thing as a 'recovering alcoholic'. Either you're drinking or you're not.

by Zonie Yank February 20, 2005

alcohol

Shit that people use to run away from pain and agony. People that use alcohol for this purpose are called "pussies". These people threaten to reduce the very home we live in into the biggest shithole man has ever created.

see religion pot tobacco heroin

Some drunk: Fuck I am soooo wasted. I'm gonna go fuck the place up.

Man: HAHAHAHA you cant take the pain can you?! Go commit suicide or something you worthless fag.

alcohol

by DEATHTOCAPITALISM January 23, 2007

alcohol delusion

the concept that alcohol is the PREMIER recreational drug!!.
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!

-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)

the college boy was laboring under the alcohol delusion...soon he was hualping!!

give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!

judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!

by michael foolsley December 25, 2009

Alcohol

A colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars.

Alcohol has intoxicating effects on certain carbon-based life forms.

by Encyclopedia Galactica December 28, 2005