When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.
by Arb Guy December 10, 2024
Get the Colombian Alarm Clockmug. by Ol'banana December 6, 2021
Get the alarm clockmug. If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american
by 518Blackout July 23, 2024
Get the Smoke Alarm Americanmug. by ChrisOl May 6, 2021
Get the Cumbrian Alarm Clockmug. When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.
by Nathan V. September 26, 2021
Get the Ghetto alarm clockmug. by Dr. Lewd May 3, 2018
Get the Alarm Cockmug. Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
Get the Potato alarm clockmug.