donkey wolloper

A soldier or officer of a cavalry regiment.

I can't read or write but I've got really wealthy parents so I'm going to become an officer with the donkey wollopers !

by muffindamule October 6, 2006

donkey tits

Donkey tits are the mammory glands of a sloppy, thick bodied female. Generally the breasts of a swamp donkey. Donkey tits are generally the only redeeming quality of these husky heffers, and as such they will commonly be over exposed.

Guy 1: "You see that fat girl with half a shirt on"

Guy 2: "Ya, she needs to cover those donkey tits"

Guy 1: "Was that a swamp donkey? I just saw a set of donkey titties"

Guy 2: I donno, I didnt see her, all i heard was "HEE HAWW HEE HAWW"

by JackMeHoffHard March 14, 2010

Crazy Donkey

A place where people go to macc biddddies or guys. its stupid because there will be no relationship outcome out of it. girls go there dressed to get raped and the guys go there to look like douchebags

I'm gunna go mack some shit at the Crazy Donkey

by KT:) August 29, 2010

C-Donkey

A term that refers to a woman who is an extreme whore. Typically found sucking dick for cocaine and/or meth. Habitats include larger, urban cities as well as smaller communities (e.g. Altus, OK.)

That girl is such a C-Donkey: she doesn't know who either of her baby's daddies are, and she has gonnorhea.

by Andrea n' Patrick March 23, 2008

Donkey Puncher

AKA: DP
An alien frat guy whose dad totally owns a car dealership, had to get hammered to get his lung tat cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat and totally rocks the seven shades of shit out of your face, motherfuckers.
From: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Episode: Frat Aliens (2003)
Voiced by: Patton Oswalt

Frylock: Okay... then what's your real name?
DP: Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it?
Frylock: Yeah.. I do.
DP: Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.
Master Shake: Dude, the player. Dude party! Party Dude!!! PD!!!
Frylock: No, I need your real name. What your mother calls you.
DP: Ah... You know what, just try DP.
Master Shake: Dude pal! That's what you should be... cause you're my dude...pal!
DP: Dude, your buddy here is givin' me a rash.

by Lig Na Baste May 5, 2008

donkey licker

1. A person that licks someone elses balls
2. Someone who licks a donkey

1. You fucking donkey licker, you fucking broke my sandwich!
2. I saw you licking a donkey yesterday. You fucking donkey licker!

by Mike Ellison April 22, 2004

Swamp Donkey

Latin: (Swampus-Donkus)

Swamp Donkey:

A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.

Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI

I was driving my mom to get some more chew tobacco, when I Swamp Donkey ran out in fron of me and totaled my car!

by The m00z January 11, 2006