Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office

Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.

by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019

Crusted Over

When you don’t wipe and poop dries up, holding your butthole together

Brad: ”why are you walking weird”
John:”dude I’m just crusted over”

by BigDikBilly November 9, 2019

Stuffed crust lemon

Stuffed crust lemon is a dish which has the basic inclusion of lemon inside of the crust. This dish is well know throughout many communities.

Hey Dylan can you go grab some stuffed crust lemon for the party tonight

by Stuffed crust lemon November 15, 2019

Lollipop crust

Dried up semen.

Yo that chick has lollipop crust on her chin!

by Dried up semen November 17, 2019

CRUST

C: Cringey
R: Retarded
U: Useless

S: Stupid
T: Trash
Crust is an acronym used to insult people and or what they say.

Trey- Dude Jacob you are so CRUST

by Supper food November 18, 2019

Flaky pie crust

Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems

Yo she a flaky pie crust

by Whitepickuptruck November 27, 2019

butt crust

its when someone fart on your butt and it get crust in your butt crack. Or you don't wipe your self good

you have butt crust eeewww

by riyriy December 9, 2019