I can't even

When a certain someone gets so excited or upset about something, they resort to talking like a white chick in a Starbucks line.

Gio was so flustered using Promise today that he kept yelling at the computer screen "I can't even" and went home at 4pm.

by TripleGs June 24, 2015

i want to die

I think it means you are fucking crazy.

"I want to die" is never nice to hear.

by Idsanty March 9, 2005

I wish I knew how to quit you

1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.

A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.

Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.

Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*

Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?

Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...

by I ate your Pie, deal with it October 3, 2010

i love you

The three words that boys use to get into a girl's pants.

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Aww I love you too!
Boy: Can we have sex now?!?!?

by seth_cohen_fan January 14, 2006

i am dead

If you hear someone say: I am dead, he / she probably means that he / she did something bad and will get in trouble

For example:

You are playing football in the backyard with a friend. You shoot the ball straight to a window and you break the glass.

You say to your friend: shit! I'm dead!

Cause you did something that other people won't be happy about

shit! I am dead!

by Fubuki April 4, 2016

I am game

1. I'm prepared to do what you/we are speaking of.
1a. I will accompany you

1stDude: Let's ride to Cali this weekend.
2nd Dude: I'm game!

by +Mode April 28, 2004

I fox wit it

This phrase means, to like or dig an object, action, phrase, or word. Basically anything that you support. "It" therefore, directly associates with the object or action. Term originates in a small town, Blue Bell, PA.

-"Yo cuz, you see that dime piece over there?"

-"Yeah man, shes fine, I fox wit it."

-"You trying to go to Wawa later?"
-"Oh yeah, i fox wit it."

by Wawa loiterer September 24, 2009