The origin of this term is shady at best. There once was a man of legend named John who could hold more rum in his belly than any living man. For the first few drinks everything was ok, but as soon as John became drunk...there was nothing anybody could do. Murderous rampages and delightful dancing ensued as John caused widespread panic and partying through the island of Guam.

Give me another rum n' coke, I'm gonna go Drunk John on your ass.

Drunk John by nickgash August 5, 2004

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St John Payne School

A bunch of wetties with the occasianal retard that gets fucked in a park by 5 park

and some say that they get sexually assaulted by teachers for clout

dont come here bois and girls

Did you hear about what happend at St John Payne school? some girl had sex at a park

St John Payne School by yeetuz May 20, 2019

Poor-John

An amazing band from Durham, Maine. You can listen to them here: Http://www.myspace.com/poorjohn or here: Http://www.poor-john.com.

Man, Have you heard that band Poor-John? they're incredible I think I'm going to go buy their album "This CD Made Us Broke..." Today.

Poor-John by Matthew Caron December 15, 2008

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The John West Bat Cave

Euphemism for the female genitalia.

John West is best known for the mass production of tinned tuna.

Tuna is best known for its for its fishy odour.

Where you have bats, you also have FLAPS.

Caves are natural, often moist, openings.

Lee sensed danger.

His partners excitement was such that she appeared to have sprung a leak.

Ever the dashing hero, and with a winsome cry of "To The John West Bat Cave!", he proceeded to plug the weeping cranny, purple topped piston in hand, and thus disaster was once again averted.

The John West Bat Cave by zappacake June 4, 2009

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