Middlebrook Hot

A dorm at the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities on the West Bank isolated from the rest of the undergraduate population. This dorm is inhabited by honor students and art students alike. Upon entrance, hotness of females is skewed due to the lack of hot females.

Superblock bro 1: Did you see that chick I hooked up with last night at the Middlebrook Dance Party Round II?

Superblock bro 2: Woah bro, Becky? She was Middlebrook hot, easily a 3 on the outside world scale.

Superblock bro 1: For real? Middlebrook hot got the best of me again...

Superblock bro 2: She's really good at the studying the sciences.

by Yungflame November 17, 2011

middletown

Common name for a town or city located midway between two landmarks (bigger towns, rivers, etc).

There is a Middletown in 20 of the states in the USA. Some have more than one.

Film director Kevin Smith grew up near Middletown, NJ. Then again so did most people in New Jersey, because that state has three of them.

by ad oblivione May 16, 2005

Mindless Zombies

About the ninety percent of today's youth.

"We like Skrillex, so we like dubstep."

"You're a mindless zombies."

by YyY1 December 27, 2011

Middlebrook East Wing

Built in 2001, the East Wing of Middlebrook houses some of the finest men/women on campus. While most assume living in Middlebrook defines one as an honors or art kid, the East Wing is quite different. The East Wing is filled with people that actually know how to have a good time and don't mind making fun of kids in the Tower. East Wingers are the elite few that can put up with Tower kids and still be considered cool. Lastly, the East Wing has the best rooms on campus, perfect for partying! Also referred to as East Wing, Beast Wing

Woman: Dude, you are so awesome! Lets go back to your place!
Guy: Okay, but it's all the way over in Middlebrook.
Woman: You're in Middlebrook?! I thought you guys couldn't find your way out of a paper bag!
Guy: Oh, that's the Tower kids. I live in the Middlebrook East Wing.
Woman: The East Wing?
Guy: Yeah! Everyone there is great and we have outrageous parties!
Woman: That sounds awesome! Lets go!

by ummmokaysure October 6, 2013

Muddler

Someone who is into ass play (takes or gives).

That girl is so fine and she's a muddler.

by Santorum1 March 18, 2009

middlepast

The end of the Middle Class

The recession will see the end of the middle class. We are now at middlepast.

by lumpen March 31, 2009

middlebeard

n: phase of beard growth that exists between stubble and full beard. marked for patchy appearance and itchy texture.

1: shave, you look like a homeless rodent.
2: naw man, give it two weeks, this is just middlebeard.

by sw8rkid July 7, 2009