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God

A Russian Caracal Cat Named Floppa (Or Big Floppa)
Commonly Used As A Meme And Has An Enemy Named Bingus.
Also Has A Side Job, As A Rapper/Musical Artist.
Jimmy: Hey Timmy! Did You Pray To Our Lord And Savior, Big Floppa?

Timmy: Yeah! I Listen To His Music Every Day!

Jimmy: ok lol

Floppa is a god.
by Floppin Floppa July 13, 2022
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Do you believe in God?

Not an incoherent question akin to "What color are musical notes?" It's ridiculous to try and frame it as such. Ridiculous and dishonest. A desperate and dishonest attempt at regaining lost dignity.
Hym "The question 'Do you believe in God?' Is not an incoherent question. Jordan Peterson tried to frame it as such but only to undercut the fact that his answer was NO. His is right the 'to believe in God' is not simply 'to accept a set of axiomatic presuppositions' but rather 'Have all axiomatic presuppositions informed by the perceived existence of a creator deity who has on several occasions interacted with human.' So, when I ask whether or not you believe in God, I'm asking "Within the confines of your solipsistic sphere of subjectivity... IS THE CREATURE WITH YOU?' THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS JORDAN! You KNOW that's what it means... AND YOUR ANSWER WAS NO!"
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
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Godded

I'm so godded at this game
by ToesMcGee June 17, 2019
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The Ancient Gods

The two who had created the entire universe. It is said they hid away, stored on a far away replica planet of Earth. Given the names Chelly and Arson, they're believed to be awaiting the fall of humanity. The final bosses. Codependent, if one is fallen the other will mourn the others disappearance until reunited.
"The Ancient Gods? Aren't those just myths?"

"Myths? Would they be myths when suddenly all the Maze Runner copies have been stolen? They're coming, and they want their Earth Gummies."
by Trash The Trashmouth June 19, 2021
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God Rocket

When god whips out his big ugly penis that had a errection and smites the people of earth
Will opened wide when he saw the god rocket
by RocketRFGT December 31, 2014
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God struck

When you are going through with an action and you stop in the act, and quit. The feeling that god is with you and that you are doing the wrong thing.
I was waxing my wife then I was god struck, I decided to go out for ic cream
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
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onion god

i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms
i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god
by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019
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