Pulled a Joe

Completely failing at something after looking promising in practice.

"Did you here about Romes?"

"What happened?"

"He pulled a Joe the first time he started in the sportsball game."

by dheradman August 12, 2012

Pulled an Edward

When somebody has "pulled an Edward Cullen," they have acted creepy, stalkerish, or tries to break up with another person on the account of said dumpee being "too good for them."

Jenny: What? You're breaking up with me???
Pablo-the-Edward-Cullen-wannabee: Yes, Jenny... You're too good for me... You're like a saint compared to me.
Jenny: Really? I'm glad you're breaking up with me... Pansy. You just pulled an Edward

Monica: *is sleeping*
Edward-wannabee: * is staring at her*
Monica: *wakes up and sees him* WTF, you freak?!
Edward: *licks lips and jumps out window*
Monica: That freak just pulled an Edward.

by Fluffernugget August 16, 2012

pulling a Pocahontas

When a close female friend engages in subversive tactics to cockblock you from other women and passive-aggressively claim you as hers.

Cory:"Hey, you came with Jenny over there...you guys together?"
Peter: "No, just friends-but she is pulling a Pocahontas and playing it off like she is my date."
Cory:"No action for you tonight"

by Leonitis Bird November 28, 2011

To pull a Tebow

To win something at the last possible moment it can be won

I was playing ping pong with my buddy Jake and it was 6-10 but I managed to pull a Tebow and win.

by InsertAwesomeName December 17, 2011

Pulling a Demos

1. Missing a game winning/tying field goal in college football
2. Acting surprised after screwing up
3. Pouting

Williamson was pulling a Demos in the 2012 Fiesta Bowl.

by NU Alum January 3, 2012

Pull a Leon

To get so drunk as to become incapable for any sexual activity and passing out before-hand.

"I was so wasted last night when I got home I pulled a Leon and my girlfriend was so pissed!"

"Everytime I get drunk I alway pull a Leon, it's really starting to shake the foundations of my relationship."

by Jaskolskiiii January 15, 2012

pulling a santiago

When you jizz or cum on a females shirt after getting a handjob

I was giving my boy friend a handjob and he got jizz all over my shirt. Then he said i was just pulling a santiago!

by echoaxis1 March 9, 2011