A box of chocolates

When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot

I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.

by Hugh’s Jassle December 25, 2022

Scam box

Another name for a personal computer, so called because you can find millions of scams on it, from surveys to work at home scams ect.

What did you find on the scam box?

by Judge dredd7 December 11, 2011

Iced chai beat box simulator

Gay sex and Minecraft music

a: i like iced chai beat box simulator

b:same hes really cool

by icedchai December 17, 2021

Juice box

Cover up word for Douch bag

Did you see what he just did? That guys a huge juice box.

by Deathwish girl April 8, 2017

klerp box

A fax machine, from the sound produced when one presses the keys do dial a call.

I need to get on the klerp box---gotta get this fax out before noon!

by pentozali January 18, 2009

recycle box

the act of inserting a watermelon into somebody's vagina, and then your partner throws up in your rectal cavity

I pulled a recycle box last night.

by michealvick December 19, 2010

The Box

another word for pussy, commonly used by New Yorkers.

Random Nigga: Yo i was beating the box last night n that shi was wack buzzin. Shit was dry asl mane

Random nigga 2: bro i walked past that bih in the halls and GAH DAYUM her box dead smelt like straight fish

by gangatron 4000 October 5, 2022